Did you get professionally man-scaped for Equus?

I did. For the first time I did it. I was very… I’m a hairy person and I’ve got a hairy old arse on me. So I was thinking I should probably do something about that. I had it sugared.

What’s sugaring?

It’s like waxing but they use molten hot sugar. Um, so yeah, like… there’s no dignity in sugaring. And after that it was so painful and so humiliating, just the whole process was unpleasant.

Was it a lady who sugared you?

No it was a guy, which is like… I’m much cooler with that. That’s fine. Then after that first time I was like, I don’t… it’s a sixteen week run, I don’t need to do that again. Like, I don’t care. The last four weeks will get full hair but I don’t care.